Jancuk Blogs: January 2009

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Miranda Kerr Bikini in St. Barts.

Its good to be Orlando bloom, particularly when your girlfriend has to go away for a bit because she is shooting for Victoria’s Secret, in St. Barts. My lord, this chick is smoking hot. She has that girl next door and girl that would never talk to me look all wrapped up in one. Quite the achievement if I do say.

Pictures of Miranda Kerr in a bikini.

Britney Spears deamed interesting, to Write her autobiography.

According to the Daily Mirror, Britney Spears has been offered $14 million to write her own autobiography. Or at least have someone that doesn’t speak in Southern tongues do the writing and have someone really creative make it interesting.

Our source reveals: “There have been numerous unofficial biographies printed about Britney, but she’s never agreed to pen her own tome - until now. “And some of the stories she’s got are absolute dynamite. She’s kept diaries so there’s nothing she’ll leave out unless she wants to.
“If the deal goes ahead she will write between three and five books throughout the next decade - it’s one of the most lucrative book deals in showbiz history.
“Britney will talk frankly about growing up and how she went off the rails. It’ll be a gripping read.”

Gripping read, no doubt. Whatever happened to making a sex tape? She truly has fallen off track again.

Kim Kardashian is nominated for a Razzie

Kim Kardashian is athrill over her contempo Razzie choice for the movie, Disaster Movie, which allegedly lived up to its own name as its nominated as well. Kim seems to be demography it in stride. Maybe she knows that abysmal bottomward inside, she can still cull the my sex band was bigger than castigation card…with anybody but Paris, that is. Here’s more.

"I’m having a really good laugh over the fact that I’ve been nominated for a Razzie this year.
I had so much fun filming Disaster Movie and giggled the entire time during the shoot.
There is steep competition in my “worst supporting actress” category, I have to admit… including my fantastic costar Carmen Electra (you go girl!), Leelee Sobieski (what a surprise!), Jenny McCarthy (really?) and Paris Hilton (who could technically sweep this year’s awards with a whopping three nominations!)."
It’s an honor just being nominated! LOL!